In Memoriam

ResearchFish, amongst others.

So farewell then
Research Outcomes System
Or 'ROS', as you were known
By some.

'ROS is accessed using Je-S credentials, hence all ROS users must have an active Je-S account to access ROS; log in to ROS using your Je-S username and password.'
Yes, that was your catchphrase.

But now your website is 'read only.'
You were beaten by a fish.

But that is better
Than being beaten with a fish.

E J Thribb
(Apologies to Private Eye)

In Memoriam

So. Farewell then
1994 Group

'Sort of a bit like
the Russell Group.
Just a bit smaller and leafier'.

Yes, that could have been
your catchphrase.

But you were sat on
by an elephant.

We loved you
Even if we weren't
Entirely sure
What you stood for.

E J Thribb
(apologies to Private Eye)