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RCUK, the umbrella organisation for the UK's Research Councils, announced a major breakthrough in substance-free strategic development today.
In a hastily convened press conference the Chair of RCUK, Prof Rick Rylance, explained the breakthrough.
'Researchers and policy makers have been working for decades, if not centuries, on this problem,' gushed Rylance. 'Is it possible to make policy announcements that are completely without any substance whatsoever? Last night our researchers identified that this was, indeed, the case.'