UKRI Opts for a Simples Future

'The king is dead; long live the queen!' With this triumphal proclamation from the battlements of Death Star House, the change in UKRI was announced, resounding across Swindon, to all the furthest roundabouts and even to the Oasis Leisure Centre.

Yes, Mr Gimlet has moved on, and in his place is the real-life Aleksandr Orlov, of Compare The Market fame. 

It will be a new era for UKRI and everyone at Fundermental Towers University is looking forward to - ahem - the 'simples' life. 

I'm so, so sorry. Do, please, ignore me and move on. 

Orlov

Leyser