Tuesday, 6 June 2017

The Birdman of ARMA

On the opening day of the annual ARMA Conference, it seemed only fitting to honour one of ARMA's finest: Kent's former Director of Research Services, and now LSE's Director of the Research Division, Michael Keaton.

And I know what you're all thinking: what is a Hollywood superstar doing in the world of research management? But you're asking the wrong question. Really, the salient point here is why aren't there more Hollywood superstars battering on the ARMA doors, wanting to be let in?

Well, just because you don't hear them doesn't mean they're not there. I understand that the only reason that Eddie Redmayne took the Theory of Everything gig was to get near to the privileged ground of the Cambridge Research Operations Office. Similar story with Russell Crowe, A Beautiful Mind and Princeton Office of Research and Project Administration.

Well I've got news for these chancers: if your name's not down, you're not coming in. Only those, like Michael Keaton, going through a period of existential angst, and with perhaps a willingness to walk through Time Square in their underpants, will be admitted.

If you have a passing resemblance to David Coombe, well, that can only help.

Keaton


Coombe


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