Exciting news from Cheltenham, home of the Higher Education Statistics Agency (HESA). In a showbiz scoop they've managed to secure the services of disarmingly faux naif documentary film maker Louis Theroux to be their CEO.
He's charmed American survivalists and white supremacists, Max Clifford and Jimmy Savile. What are his chances with higher education wonks?
Any similarity to the Director of Policy at Universities UK, Paul Clark, is entirely coincidental.